The year was 2007. Hope, incandescent in its infancy, shared its warming
glow. Britney Spears was heading for rehab, tainted pet food was killing
cats, but in Washington the songbirds of spring sang their sweet, sweet
songs of rebirth, even in the dead cold of January, to herald the return of
truth and justice to our nation's capital.
The Democrats, always the better angels of American politics, had returned
to the halls of power in Congress from their cruel banishment. Huzzah and
hooray, cheered all right-thinking people, for corruption is on the run and
decency has the whip hand in the peoples' house. Atop the throne sat Nancy
Pelosi, the first woman speaker of the House. Grandmother of all that is
good, leader of the forces of light - a light that when shone upon the
Capitol caused the likes of Tom DeLay to scramble under the proverbial
refrigerator, seeking shelter from the searing rays of the reforming spirit
that warms the decent and scorches the wicked.
"It burns! It burns!" shrieked the architect of the K-Street Project at the
glare of Pelosi's righteousness. Not literally, perhaps, but editors of the
New York Times and the lefty hosts of the blogosphere liked to think he did.
Remove the paving stones of good intentions and the road to hell becomes a superhighway called “K Street,” where lobbyists rule like marauders in a Mad Max movie. Or so we were told for more than a decade.
The K Street Project symbolized all that was tawdry and repugnant about
Washington, according to the Democrats. New York Times columnist Paul
Krugman assured readers that the K Street Project lay at the heart of the
"largest corruption scandal since Warren Harding."
What was this perfidious project? DeLay and his corrupt collaborators
cajoled industries seeking help from Republicans to hire Republicans.
Moreover, it was alleged, lobbyists supportive of Republican efforts would
get better "access" to Republican lawmakers.
I know what you're thinking: Why weren't these scoundrels hung?
Alas, because of the limitations of our laws, the Democrats had to settle
for driving a stake through the heart of the K Street Project. In 2006,
Pelosi vowed to do exactly that: "If we're ever going to have real change
here, we must kill the K Street Project."
Nevada Sen. Harry Reid insisted that the KSP was "a shakedown machine that
would make the mafia blush." Expecting Republicans to reform the system, he
explained, would be "like asking John Gotti to ... clean up organized
crime."
Upon taking control of the House, Democratic Majority Leader Steny Hoyer
immediately proclaimed: "We will end the K Street Project, a practice that
brought shame on this House when some Members promised access in return for
patronage hiring."
So you can imagine my shock and dismay upon discovering Democrats, now
firmly ensconced in power, have a K Street Project all their own. Not since
the realization that Bill Clinton's vow to run the most ethical
administration in American history was less than sincere have I been so
disillusioned. Continued... |